
Girl: He says he doesn’t wanna see me. I can’t stop crying.
Charlie: Well, sometimes people say one thing and they really mean another, like…
Boy: He called me a loser, and last night he hit my mom.
Charlie: You have to understand that what he’s doing isn’t because of you. He just hates his life so much that…
Boy: All I wanna do is drop acid. I just can’t handle this place.
Charlie: Well, duh, dude. This place sucks. But I just worry that one day we’re gonna look back at high school and wish we’d done something different. So maybe you should…
Girl: Get breast implants. I mean, a lot of my friends are getting them.
Charlie: Well, that’s up to you, but speaking as a guy, it’s kind of a turnoff when a girl isn’t cool with being herself.
Boy: I’m not saying that I’m gay. So what if, you know, I’m not attracted to girls? You know, this sucks, man.
Charlie: Well, at least you’re attracted to somebody. I mean if you weren’t, then we’d really be up shit’s creek.
I’ve never seen this movie, but it looks good. I’ll have to find out more about it and put it on my Netflix list :)
is the only R-rated movie I’ve ever seen. It’s so cute.